The hangover may have long subsided, but Prince William may still be rueing his perfectly reasonable wish to spend a night on the town with other members of his regiment in Bournemouth last Friday.

The inside pages of the paper, which is a stablemate of The News of The World — a publication which has recently heaped much misery on the Wales family — includes an interview with the student who found herself being (surely unintentionally....but that doesn't make for a good story, does it?) squeezed by the future King during a visit to Elements nightclub in the seaside town.

The inside story is headlined 'The Prince And The Babe', while the main story is promoted with a quote from 18-year-old Ana Ferreira, who says of the 24-year-old royal: "I was a little bit drunk myself but felt something brush my breast."