The Royalist - Lessons In Love For William & Kate From The Pop Charts

Lessons In Love For William & Kate From The Pop Charts

Written by Dr. Janice Seto

Tuesday, 01 May 2007

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What should you do when you see any of these Ds? Three more Ds…

1. Get out first – If you discreetly separate, great but don’t let him hijack the press in his favour. Make it known you are DUMPING him. (Prince Felipe implied it was Eva who ended it and spoke well of her. Regardless of the truth, this was old-fashioned manners to allow the woman to hold her head high with dignity).

Should you find out your Prince wants to romance other women, let him go on his way.

Even Liz Hurley released Hugh Grant back into the wild, although it's best if you don't take your time like Sienna Miller....that gets tired.

2. DELETE his phone number – so William rang Kate to commiserate with the press braying at her mother? He may miss her but not enough to marry her.

What has changed? Nothing, so no more parenting, Kate. Take no more calls!

Get on with life like Princess Irene in the Netherlands. Embrace your new job – and if you are emigrating, speak nothing bad about the new country that has rolled out the welcome mat. Because the response is: "If your old country is so great, go back!" And you never want to go back to someone or someplace that does not want you.

3. And follow the advice of Myreah Moore and Jodie Gould, in the book, Date Like a Man, do DATE a Pair and a Spare. No more exclusivity until he begs you to wear his engagement ring. Samantha Jones may be a fictitious Cougar but the former Princess Alexandra of Denmark got her 28-year-old second husband, Martin Jorgenson — that’s one lady who can take care of herself!

If you want to marry a prince of a guy, first find a prince who wants to marry. Are there mature men who will chase after fabulous princess material?

Take heart – as Tom Jones sang: "It’s Not Unusual".

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Name: Donovan	Comment: Ok, before anyone corrects me, it was really a John Rowles song, but Tom Jones was fooling around with it, and did a great job.

Name: M-M

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Donovan Comment:
M-M, so true.
Kate is better than that. Thank your lucky stars that you won't be part of that dysfunctional three ring circus called the Windsors.

Tom Jones music is what we all need. I named my daughter after one of his songs " Cheryl Moana Marie" ok, ok I was young (er) and foolish

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Take comfort D

it's great for your daughter to have her own 'signature tune ' for when she's famous - picture this , the band will play it as she walks into Maxims or Claridges or Georges Cinq .... or you can simply play the CD at family parties

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Name: Donovan	Comment: M-M, so true. Kate is better than that. Thank your lucky stars that you won't be part of that dysfunctional three ring circus called the Windsors. Tom Jones music is what we all need. I named my daughter after one of his songs " Cheryl Moana Marie" ok, ok I was young (er) and foolish

Name: M-M

Comment:
A clever thread - I'm also feeling like digging out a Tom Jones CD .

I agree Kate should not linger on at the same clubs , on the end of a phone , at the Diana Concert - if she wasn't good enough to marry , or if they were 5 years too young to marry , or whatever the reason - then she should make a plan and move on to the next thing without looking back .

IMO she was used , she should take on board that lesson - and move on .

Name: Karmen Day	Comment: Absolutly WONDERFUL article!!! Thank you Mr(s) Seto again for your genius in stating the obvious in you excellent writings. And Thank you Joanne for letting her write articles on your site. They are always a pleasure to read.

Name: Janice	Comment: Thanks for the feedback, Cindy. I wanted to make myself smile about a sad topic - would have added karaoke if not for fear of annoying webmaster Joanne ;-) If you cannot find these great songs in your collection, go to youtube.com for videos! Hope that those who are going through the plight of the 3Ds soon come to a place of singing "I made it through the rain" (Barry Manilow)...

Name: Janice	Comment: Hello, Cindy, I enjoyed writing this article - karaoke would have been a bonus but want to be on the right side of webmaster Joanne. If you cannot find any songs in your collection, try youtube.com for videos. Thanks for your feedback. For all of us who are struggling with the 3Ds, I hope you will soon be singing "I made it through the rain..." like Barry Manilow.

Name: Cindy Cheek	Comment: I love, love, love this article. Just fab!!! and the music too! I'll have to go through my cd's now. I have a hankering for Tom Jones.

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